Why You Shouldn't Root for the Raiders

There are some redeeming qualities of this legendary franchise. For one, the fanbase looks like it came out of GWAR. The outrageous outfits and costumes are amazing, ranging from Senor Raider to Gorilla Rilla to the legend himself, the Violator. The fan base does a ton of charitable work, making them one of the best fanbases in the NFL. I can't wait to see them back in St. Andrews Hall in Detroit.


But that's about it. Las Vegas is always due for a second-half collapse, faltering when Derek Carr throws an untimely interception in a crucial game. The team had one good season where Carr was an MVP before getting hurt. That was when Connor Cook (SPARTY!) stepped in and wilted.


Your owner also has a soup bowl haircut. Look at that! What NFL owner has the dignity to carry such an atrocious cut? Why root for a franchise whose owner has a Moe Howard-haircut?