Why You Shouldn't Root for the Ohio Baseball/Football Teams

What do the Cincinnati Bengals, Cincinnati Reds, Cleveland Browns, and Cleveland... Guardians all have in common? Little to no spending on the team and little to no hopes of winning a title.


It doesn't matter if it's getting a quarterback that loves a happy ending or an executive that's a jerk. None of these teams have any hope. Ohio sports fans deserve more than just the Ohio State Buckeyes winning titles. Watching the Ohio professional teams is like hitting yourself in the nuts many times.


By the way, Cincinnati, your skyline chili looks like a bathroom disaster on a plate.