Why You Shouldn't Root for the Hornets
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- Nov 6, 2022
- 2 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Broncos
Have you ever seen a team that's so bad at finding a skilled player at a position that even the All-Pro can't fix your problems? That's...
- Oct 17, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Sharks
With all the success Bay Area teams have had, you'd figure the San Jose Sharks would join these ranks. Teams like the Warriors, Giants,...
- Sep 18, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Canucks
Remember when Vancouver was on the cusp of winning the Stanley Cup and end Canada's drought in 2011? All they had to do was beat the...
- Aug 26, 2022
- 3 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the O's
The Seattle Mariners haven't been to the postseason since 2001. Failed trades and signings, unexpected uprisings (hello, 2014 Kansas City...
- Aug 22, 2022
- 2 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Hawks
Halle Bailey was given the role of Ariel for the upcoming live-action remake, The Little Mermaid. The one half of Chloe and Halle made...
- Aug 5, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Ohio Baseball/Football Teams
What do the Cincinnati Bengals, Cincinnati Reds, Cleveland Browns, and Cleveland... Guardians all have in common? Little to no spending...
- Jul 13, 2022
- 2 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the White Sox
Have you ever seen a team and wondered, "will they win the World Series (or Super Bowl or NBA title or Stanley Cup)?" Yet, when the...
- Jun 20, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Clippers
The Los Angeles Clippers are a franchise doomed to never win anything. It doesn't matter if it's Donald Sterling or Steve Ballmer's...
- Jun 6, 2022
- 2 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Angels
In a division that perpetually sucks every year, you'd figure it'd be easy to win it. The Oakland Athletics don't want to spend money....
- May 23, 2022
- 2 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Cowboys
First, why are you joining the bandwagon of a bunch of obnoxious idiots? Every year, "NAH, DIS OUR YEAR, FAM. WE DEM BOYZ." Piss off....
- Mar 12, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Yankees
The true "Evil Empire" (sorry, New England Patriots. Come back when you win 27 Super Bowls). The New York Yankees are one of the most...
- Feb 26, 2022
- 3 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Rams
When a Rams team wins the Super Bowl, does anybody in Los Angeles hear it? Apparently, that's not the case. After L.A. won Super Bowl 56,...
- Feb 6, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Canadiens
Most of Montreal's Stanley Cups were won when there were less than 15 teams in the NHL. Montreal's never winning another Stanley Cup...
- Jan 15, 2022
- 2 min
Why you Shouldn't Root for the Golden Knights
I moved to Vegas from Michigan in 2019. I thought everything would be perfect with the move: no more crazy people on the roads, no more...
- Jan 3, 2022
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Marlins
First, does anybody root for the Marlins? I don't even think anybody in Miami thinks this franchise exists. Anybody that does know this...
- Dec 25, 2021
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Seahawks
Pete Carroll should've run it from the 1. Ever since that fateful decision, the Seahawks have gotten worse while the NFC West got better.
- Dec 11, 2021
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Raiders
There are some redeeming qualities of this legendary franchise. For one, the fanbase looks like it came out of GWAR. The outrageous...
- Dec 3, 2021
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Maple Leafs
How long has it been since Toronto hoisted the Stanley Cup? 50 years? 60? Whatever the case, this franchise is never winning another cup....
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Timberwolves
The only relevant player from the Timberwolves was Kevin Garnett, and they did him dirty. Not even Prince wanted to touch this franchise.
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