Divisional Takeaways
We're down to just four teams. The Super Bowl nears as we'll find out who's playing in Glendale after this Sunday. But what did we learn...
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- Jan 19
- 2 min
Wild Card Takeaways
It was a momentous Wild Card weekend, filled with comebacks and aging quarterbacks. It sets up a huge Divisional Round set, with banger...
- Jan 13
- 2 min
Postseason Picks: Wild Card Weekend
The chase is on. 14 teams remain, hoping to hoist the Lombardi trophy. It all starts with Wild Card Weekend, where true contenders will...
- Jan 10
- 2 min
The Four Types of Teams of the Playoffs
The Super Bowl chase is upon us! We have our 14 teams gearing up for an early February run to Glendale. Who's going to make it to the...
- Dec 25, 2022
- 1 min
Takeaways From Week 15 of the NFL Regular Season
Holy comebacks! Tis' the season for defying the odds and winning big! Here's a synopsis of what type of comebacks we witnessed in lieu of...
- Nov 29, 2022
- 1 min
Biggest Takeaways From Week Twelve of the NFL Season
Super Mario Bros. just had another trailer drop from Illumination. It showed us this picture of Donkey Kong, which I can't take...
- Oct 31, 2022
- 3 min
These Five Teams Can Beat the Eagles
So the Philadelphia Eagles are 7-0 and taking the NFL by storm. What's more, their schedule is filled with sugary, scrumptious cupcakes....
- Sep 13, 2022
- 2 min
Week One Takeaways
The first week of the NFL season is in the books! Everyone's talking about the different storylines and eye-catching moments in the...
- Aug 13, 2022
- 2 min
Expectations for the NFC East
Let's move on to the NFC, where the past two champions reside. Starting with the NFC East, this division has significantly gotten worse...
- May 23, 2022
- 2 min
Why You Shouldn't Root for the Cowboys
First, why are you joining the bandwagon of a bunch of obnoxious idiots? Every year, "NAH, DIS OUR YEAR, FAM. WE DEM BOYZ." Piss off....
- May 14, 2022
- 1 min
Takeaways From the NFL Schedule Release
In one of the most overblown events in all of sports, the NFL released its schedule on Thursday. Now, football fans can plan their trips...
- May 9, 2022
- 2 min
Teams That Annoy Me Part 4
I'm sure many of you are ready for this one. There is an assortment of teams that run their operations or have an amount of glamour to...
- Apr 17, 2022
- 4 min
Teams That Annoy Me Part 3
Wait, there are more teams that annoy Jacob? Aside from those fixated on bad players and those that spend so little, there are more? Yes,...
- Feb 14, 2022
- 2 min
Takeaways From the 2022 NFL Season
There were plenty of big storylines going on in the 2021 NFL season. From a legendary quarterback retiring (?) to a star-studded lineup...
- Jan 17, 2022
- 3 min
Wild Card Takeaways
The first week of playoff action is in the books! Here's what I took away from a week of action-packed fun and suspense! The Bengals...
- Jan 13, 2022
- 4 min
Wild Card Weekend Picks
Look, I know I'm gonna strike out on all these, alright? I tend to have terrible luck when it comes to wild card weekend. It's mainly due...
- Jan 5, 2022
- 1 min
Takeaways From Week 17 of the NFL Season
No, it's not the last week of the regular season. However, it does have some serious implications for the playoff race. Here's what went...
- Dec 28, 2021
- 2 min
Takeaways From Week Sixteen of the NFL Season
It's almost playoff time. That means the race is heating up to secure a spot. What went down in the sixteenth week of the season? How...
- Nov 8, 2021
- 2 min
Takeaways From Week Nine of the NFL Season
So many topsy-turvy events happened at the midway point of the NFL season. Here's what went down in the ninth week of the NFL season....
- Oct 21, 2021
- 2 min
Takeaways From Week Six of the NFL Regular Season
Do we have ourselves a contender in the NFC East? What do we make of a particular playoff contender? Here's what went down in Week Six of...
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